"The Love Guru" is so relentlessly juvenile as to merit a new twist on the PG-13 rating -- one that strongly cautions not only those under 13 but anyone much above it, too.

Guru Pitka delivers his words of wisdom via fanciful wordplay and self-help- book titles like “If You’re Happy and You Know It Think Again.” So many of the American-born, India-reared “neo ...

When the Guru Pitka (Myers) speaks in his cavernous Los Angeles ashram, he turns to a large, mustard-yellow screen filled with self-actualizing buzzwords.

On the other hand, if this is your definition of clever word play, then you'll likely find the character names-like Dick Pants-and settings-like Pitka's hometown of Harrenmakeester-a laugh riot.

I'm down with "The Love Guru." The comedy stars Myers as Guru Pitka, a publicity-craving spiritual guru aiming to resolve a marital conflict between Toronto Maple Leafs star Darren Roanoke (Romany ...

Guru Pitka is a Guru, mainly as a result of the happy accident of following another Guru from a young age. It isn’t so much that he truly understands the tenets of those classified as Gurus ...

Mike Myers is back as Guru Pitka in ’The Love Guru.’ courtesy p hoto Mike Myers goofs it old school with “The Love Guru,” his first non-Shrek role in ages, a film that flies in the face of ...

Early in the movie, Guru Pitka is hired by the owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs to save the team after its star player (Romany Malco), the “Tiger Woods of hockey,” breaks up with his wife ...

In Guru Pitka, half swami/half con man, he hasn't cooked up a character nearly as memorable as Dr. Evil, Linda (talk amongst yourselves) Richman or -- his best creation -- Shrek. He laughs at his ...

Celebrity guru Pitka (Myers) runs an ashram staffed by hot women, rides an elephant and loves to play pop songs on his sitar. Like the real self-help gurus he spoofs, Pitka has written an ungodly ...

As Guru Pitka, a self-styled Deepak Chopra wannabe whose every utterance has been pre-packaged and trademarked, he glowers from behind a flowing Rasputin beard, waxed curlicue mustache and ...

Myers developed the character of Guru Pitka via a sort-of workshop process of New York stage appearances, and for the most part, this spoof of self-help spiritualism feels like a “Saturday Night ...