The following is a satirical article from The Jerusalem Post's annual parodic Purim page, The Jerusalem Roast. Enjoy!

SARATOGA SPRINGS — Celtic rock band Hair of the Dog will perform at Universal Preservation Hall on Saturday, March 15. The group, which has been active for over 30 years, has released multiple albums ...

At Arena, it is the first show directed by Artistic Director Hana S. Sharif on the Fichandler Stage, the oldest and largest — ...