Love Hurts also stars Sean Astin as Marvin's real estate boss Cliff Cussik; Mustafa Shakir as "The Raven," a ruthless assassin with a love of poetry; Lio Tipton as Marvin's real estate assistant ...

"Love Hurts," in theaters Friday, proves disappointing with superficial gimmicks and more characters than its 83 minutes can support.

Read more: The 15 Best '80s Comedies Ranked If you love exposition, "Love Hurts" will have you well ... hidden in his shoes and likes to recite poetry before killing a foe. Marvin suddenly ...

It’s a mood. “Love Hurts” has some of that energy with an assassin who writes angsty poetry, calls himself The Raven, and uses stabby feather darts as his weapon of choice. Out of every on ...

In Universal’s offering Love Hurts, we see another supporting character eliminated with the exact same graphic demise. Date Night for February 14 this year is turning into Hate Night.