So you want longer, lusher lashes? Really, who doesn't?! After all, it's the quickest way to looking like you got a solid eight hours of sleep. But let's be honest: even the best mascaras can only do ...

You paid good money, laid still with your eyes closed (read: fell asleep) for a suspiciously long time, and emerged with lashes that could ~and should~ stop traffic. But like all great love stories, ...