How do you hire Santa Claus? Put him on a ladder. Where do gingerbread men sleep? On cookie sheets. Why do birds fly south for Christmas? Because it's too far to walk. Admit it. You're snickering over ...

8. What do you call a bunch of chess masters bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer. 9. Santa and his wife wanted to spilt up, but there aren’t any divorce ...

It's officially the holiday season, with reminders of the most wonderful time of the year: Christmas lights, holiday greetings and carols heard from nearly every street. It's also a time to celebrate ...

Plus, if you still send out Christmas cards, then you can throw one or two inside to get a few laughs from those on the receiving end. Ahead, we've compiled some knee-slapping Christmas jokes that ...