Taylor Swift shared the tracklist for her new album, The Life of a Showgirl, and the time has come to analyze all the song titles. Like, you might think there's not much to go on based on track names alone, but trust: Swifties already have some very impressive theories about what / who these songs are about.

Swifties were met with a late-night surprise on a seemingly random Monday night — a cryptic countdown appeared on Taylor Swift’s website. The countdown, which appeared in front of a sparkly orange background on the site,